It was reported today on the PNN(Psycho News Network)that Billy Ray Bob Redneck took several shots at Barack Obama in Afghanistan. It seems that poor Billy Ray was confused or just plain stupid.
When he heard that Obama was coming to their outpost in the hinterlands, he thought that it was Osama that was coming. Billy Ray locked and loaded his squirrel rifle and grabbed some extra ammunition and laid in wait for Obama to appear.
When the presidential candidate did make an appearance, Billy Ray fired several shots at the him. Luckily, Obama was not hit by any of the rounds and Billy Ray was taken away for a good ass kicking from his First Sergeant .
Billy Ray will also undergo a mental evaluation to determine if he is stupid enough to remain at his post in 'Ghanistan as he fondly calls it. If he is found to be borderline stupid , Billy Ray will be sent to Officers Training School at an undisclosed location.
This is your PNN Reporter, Bill(Public Master Baiter #1)Balls
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