The cat's out of the bag! ooooppppps, I meant monkey, forgive me! In the Roaring 50's a police officer came upon three good old boys in Georgia that filed a report AND gave up evidence that they had found a space alien, most notably of the simian variety. OK! I can go along with THAT!
However, as usual, the government JUST HAD to get involved and eventually, the GOVERNMENT declared it a HOAX. Uh huh, yeahhh, that's the ticket, declare it a hoax so we, the American Citizens wouldn't go into a panic and prepare ourselves for invasion from the DREADED MARS MONKEYS! That just goes to show you how little the government cares for us, they would rather have us invaded, dominated and enslaved by the DREADED MARS MONKEYS than face facts that we are NOT ALONE!
The Government does NOT WANT TO BELIEVE, JUST LIKE AGENt SCULLY! but then again, they can't be believed either, but THAT is another story I guess.
Anyway, the gist of the story is, these three good old boys came upon a saucer shaped vehicle on a backroad somewhere in Georgia and happened to clock a DREADED MARS MONKEY with their pickup truck, way to go dude. So the two foot tall creatures that were trying desperately to invade(there were only three)us, and ya gotta give the DREADED MARS MONKEYS credit, they had brass, panicked and cut and run...well, maybe they didn't have brass, just a busted ass space vehicle.
So, just about the time the DREADED MARS MONKEYS exit stage left this cop comes along and collects the evidence, takes down a report and heads for the house SUPPOSEDLY to call it a night...uh huh...sure.
Later the three good old boys were charged with obstructing a highway and coughed up a $40.00 dollar fine. Were the DREADED MARS MONKEYS charged? Nooooooooo!
It's a CONSPIRACY! DON'T YOU SEE? For the last fifty five years we, the American public have been duped and decieved by the DREADED MARS MONKEYS influenced government.
Want proof? I have it and you do too! There is all of a sudden ALL THIS BIG INTEREST IN MARS...see?
But you're probably saying, "Moon Rabbit, we haven't seen any signs of the DREADED MARS MONKEYS ON MARS." Well of course we haven't, because they're monkeys and they mess with everything, they keep turning the cameras AWAY FROM THEM! Jeez!
Look at who we have for the Prez! He's a monkey in a man suit! It ALL ADDS UP! MARS MONKEYS in Georgia, The Mars Rover does not have any pics of the DREADED MARS MONKEYS because the monkeys mess with everything and we have a monkey in a man suit for the Prez! It's as clear as that banana smoothie you're probably quaffing right now, we are in imminent danger of being invaded by the DREADED MARS MONKEYS AND the FLYING MONKEYS FROM THE LAND OF OZ!
DON'T say that the Moon Rabbit didn't try to warn you when you're stuck in an ape controlled 're-education' camp, and don't you dare say I didn't try to warn you when the wicked witch tries to steal your ruby slippers either, and don't say that I didn't try to warn you when the Republican Party members come swinging in out of the trees to 're-educate' you!
Think about it and get back to me! I have this great little banana cannon....
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i think many people agree with you that the government IS hiding the existance of otherworldly life.
some people argue that the government DOES know about such things and i believe that they do. they just dont want to tell the public such a secret because that would probably cause some people to fly off of buildings like they did that one time.
you know what i mean? when the general public thought a radio broadcast story of aliens invading was real? now, what kind of example did that set for the government? when they think about telling us, that topic probably comes up and they say "no lets not do it. we dont need a mass panic like that"
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