Moon Rabbits Rules to Live By...IF you're smart!

Well, I've held off long enough, here are MY rules to live by, if, you're smart!

A. Never,ever rob a bank...with a rubber hammer. There's this weapon thing they rant and rave about in court.

B. Always keep it in your memory that most people don't give a rats ass about the ten commandments, except maybe the one about murder!

C. Never, ever puke on a cops shoes when you get busted for DUI.

D. Always keep in mind that Republicans ARE people too. Mean, greedy, nasty, narrowminded, bigoted, sleazy, and prudish people.

E. Never, ever make a play for the new female pastor, unless she secretly gives you her panties

F. Always keep in mind that Democrats are people too. Dingy, weird, head in the clouds, over spending, sexually addicted, Hillaryites.

G. Remember, Celebrity Chefs are NOT all they are cracked up to be

H. When you are stopped by the police, never,ever say "Whaddya say law enforcement dude?"

I. If someone shows up at your door and says that they are from the government and they want to help you...SLAM THE DOOR AND HIDE IN YOUR CLOSET!

J. Always remember that what you have is NOT personality, just merely an affliction.

K. Always remember that THE GOVERNMENT LIES!

L. Last but not the least, if you are a scammer, exploiter, or child pornographer, I will track you down and destroy you with everything the law allows!

M. One MORE THING: Dogs come when they are called, cats take a message and get back to you.